New Blood
You’d say I was lying unless you actually saw the little green pig-fucker for yourself. I swear to you, that is the toughest son of a bitch I have ever laid teeth on. And I don’t care to do it again thank you very much.
I don’t know what it was about him. He just stood there taking our best shots and hardly even flinching. To tell you the truth, I think he might have been trying not to laugh. Jackass. That sounds like we’re a pretty sorry bunch, but let me tell you, I have seen my teammates fuck some people up on more than one occasion. And come on, you know me. For ME to say someone is a tough nugget? Now that should be proof enough.
So anyway, Smoke and Green Thumb were laying in wait for this bastard with all of their tricks and gizmos already rigged. We thought it was going to be tag ’em and bag ’em business as usual. Well fuckin’-A if he didn’t walk right into the middle of that trap without looking left or right, didn’t hesitate, nothing. Baron Harkon was a little perturbed.
When the smoke cleared, Smoke had been blown away and Green Thumb looked a shade too many greens, if you know what I mean. Well tactics went right out the window then. I went apeshit and sailed through the air landing on his back. Before I could even raise a claw though, he plucked me off and sent me hurtling into a building that came down right on top of me. The rest is ugly history.
Needless to say, we’re kind of looking for some new recruits, and we’re seriously out on a mission of vengeance. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if Night Lightning is victorious.